- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

why was 6 afraid of 7?

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

A gay man watches football.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

class is canceled. My professor died.

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