A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Girls Lacrosse.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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