Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

I have an erection My mom!

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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