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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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