Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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A midget walked under a bar.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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