- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

All of these jokes are about white people

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

The WNBA.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Ain't idn't a word.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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