What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Fart

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Good afternoon.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

WEED!

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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