Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

i lost the game

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

A man walks into a vagina

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

kesha is a virgin.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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