- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Cancer.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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