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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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