- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

no really what are ur names?

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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