What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

sharks

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Error 37.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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