- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

canadians

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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