- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Neither have I

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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