- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Death by kayak

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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