What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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