- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Women's Rights Movement

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

what do gay people eat?? food

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