What is red? A rock painted red

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Dumb

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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