Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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fridge

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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