- Anti Joke

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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