- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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