How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Face Hunter is scum

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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Woman rights.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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