What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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