- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Chris Bosh's neck

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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