- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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