Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Poop!!

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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