What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

u suck

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Womens basketball

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

How does shit taste?\ Good.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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