Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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snooki

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Tucker Rivera

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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Are you going to just stand there and watch me burn for i am on fire? Well that is fine because the sensation feels so fantastic. You are going to just stand there and listen to me whine the night away. It is quite okie-dokie for I really love your art of lying! To be certain, I love it very much! I can not find myself telling you what really occurred, I can only explain to you the sensation i felt from this moment. For I have a dagger in my trachea. For the number of days where the do not's fell like the actually do's. I will be very happy :). But where are you trying to walk away from. Than she told me she was leaving. I said no you very certainly are not! Megan Lady-who-sleeps-with-many-men (aka Whore) Fox. We find ourselves back on the day we met...... etc etc, lot's of pissed off Rapper vs. the English language. Than more words fly out of the mouth of the woman that said she "just wanted a hit" than got slapped around the ear by her ex. It is a pointless song. Today's youth is hopeless. (just kidding i love Eminem stay infinite for life)

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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