The bears will win the Super Bowl

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Communism hehe xd

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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