AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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Knock Knock Come in

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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