- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

eoin burgin is fat

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

the bible

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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