- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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