Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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A storm be brewin!

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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