- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Your mother is so fat.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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