robin, get in the car.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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