What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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