- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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