Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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What's a joke? Funny

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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taking out the trash... at night

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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