- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

guy walks into a bar, ouch

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

My mum is called Steve

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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