Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

a. why? b. because

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

just in time?

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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