What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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kushagra tyagi

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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