Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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