adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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A lot eh?

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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You are joking right?

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