A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Derp

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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