- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What do u call a cripple Biv

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

This statement is false.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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