- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

James Patrick Campbell

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

penis

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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