- Anti Joke

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

hard cheese

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive