- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Wolfjob.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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