Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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