- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

I'd like to make a withdraw

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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