what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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Ben Corbishley

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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