A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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Terraria

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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