What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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