Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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White men's rights

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Easy, you get a phone with a recorder that rather than playing a "please leave a message after the tone", plays the same tune as if the phone was still not picked up. Now tell me here and now, because I wont waste more time on you, what part did you play in this? Jenny Chatterton? Another one of your pseudonyms? What the fuck did you think would happen? You live in the Uk, london, so, tell me everything, or I will share every single detail here.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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