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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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