Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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