How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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poop

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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Easy, you get a phone with a recorder that rather than playing a "please leave a message after the tone", plays the same tune as if the phone was still not picked up. Now tell me here and now, because I wont waste more time on you, what part did you play in this? Jenny Chatterton? Another one of your pseudonyms? What the fuck did you think would happen? You live in the Uk, london, so, tell me everything, or I will share every single detail here.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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