- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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