- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

No your aunties a joke

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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