- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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