knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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