What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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Guess what? AIDS!

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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