- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Your wife died during the delivery.

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Women's Professional _________

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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