- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Boys have swag, real men have class

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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