- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

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