A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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A man walks into a vagina

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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