God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Anti Joke

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