What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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