- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

White men's rights

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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