Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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