THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Ben Corbishley

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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Penis.

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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Anti Joke

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