Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Ben Corbishley

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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