What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

What hurts like hell? HELL

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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