A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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were at work systems r down

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Your gay

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420

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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