what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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