One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Kys

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Derp

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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Anti Joke

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