Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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tommy is retared

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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