- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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