- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Black people are the scum of the earth

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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