Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Poop

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Black people are the scum of the earth

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

Praise Paisley

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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