Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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I went to work today....

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Get on the boat.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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