- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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