- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

the game

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

fridge

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.