- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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