Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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