What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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I had a submarine.... once

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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