- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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